Mittwoch, 19. November 2014

So there was this woman

She asked me how she would get to the main station to find her train:
Me: You should take the SBahn...
Woman: No, no I just need to take the train..
Me: That's kind of a train...
Woman: No tram, listen: my German is not that good I need to go to the main station.
Me: Yes, sure. It's that direction (pointing in the direction where the main station would be visible if it wasn't three kilometers away)
Woman: No that's the south station. I need to walk to the main station to get my train. No tram. My German is not that good...
Me: Yep, the south station is something like over there and the main station is somewhere over ...
Woman: That's the south station not the main station
Me thinking; weirdo but saying: listen, the SBahn is right behind the corner and takes you to...
Woman: No tram, I have to take the train. Main station ... It's in that direction (pointing into the opposite direction of the main station)
Me thinking: what the fuck. Saying: No there's no station at all in that direction. The main station is...
Woman: No that's the south station. The main station is over there... Only the train no Tram ...
Me thinking: why does someone ask how to get somewhere only to not believe you? Saying: you can walk to..
Woman: That's the south...
Me: No it is not! It's...
Woman: No Tram!!! The main station is over there!!! (Nearly shouting now)
Me: No, there is no...
Woman: pfff The main station is over there... 
She turned around and left to the east. Where she might one day find a main station, maybe it's Offenbach 

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